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I was sent this by a friend at 9:30 tonight. It goes as follows...

I was sent this by a friend at 9:30 tonight. It goes as follows...
Debunking the Stardust Crusaders Plothole Claim
The shonen anime “Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure presents an interesting dilemma. A man by the name of Jotaro Kujo and his fellow crusaders must travel across the world, from Hong Kong to Cairo, to defeat a man named DIO. DIO carries a curse which causes all members of the Joestar bloodline to receive a stand. A stand is an ethereal projection of one’s mental image. The problem is, only people strong enough to bear a horrible sickness may possess one. Either you overcome the sickness, or you die. As a gentle, loving widow who would never hurt a fly, Holly Kujo, Jotaro’s mother, seems to be falling under the latter fate. The only way to stop her from dying is to kill DIO. Naturally, DIO seeks to prevent this from happening. He does this by sending a cast of bounty hunter stand users to kill the Crusaders. The entire show consists of the Crusaders and their many fights against the countless stand users. The 25 stand users in order of appearance are: Tower of Grey, Dark blue Moon, Strength, Ebony Devil ,Yellow Temperance, The Emperor, Hanged Man, The Empress, Wheel of Fortune, Justice, The Lovers, The Sun, Death 13, Judgement, High Priestess, Geb, Khnum, Tohth, Anubis, Bast, Set, Osiris, , Horus, Atum, and Cream. What many people say is that the only reason why the Crusaders succeeded was that the stand users were presented to them one by one. If all of DIO’s army were to attack at once, the crusaders would have been easily defeated. There are three main problems to debunk this argument. First I will list each Crusader (excluding Iggy, as this takes place before the Crusaders recruited Iggy) and their stands and abilities. Jotaro Kojo wields Star Platinum, a stand with incontestable strength, speed, observation skills, and precision. I will not include timestop because that only becomes active once DIO is encountered. He has another ability, Star Finger, which shoots any of his fingers out faster than a bullet at an immense force, concentrating all his power into one finger. Joseph Joestar’s stand is Hermit Purple, which lets him create images though various mediums like dust and cameras. It’s not much for combat, but it can restrain and grant extra mobility via swinging. Noriaki Kakyoin’s stand is Hierophant Green, which can turn itself into string and use it in a variety of ways. It’s secondary ability is to concentrate energy into liquid gemstone, launching a volley of emeralds at a high speed to hit a target. This ability is called the Emerald Splash. Jean Pierre Polnareff uses Silver Chariot, a durable armored humanoid that attacks with inhuman precision and force with its sword. It can remove its armor to become faster than light and shoot its blade at around the same speed. Mohammed Avdol uses Magician’s Red. This is a muscular humanoid with a falcon head. It can manipulate fire in any way it pleases, being able to melt metal with ease and even seek out life.
The first thing people fail to consider is that fighting-wise, a great many of these stand users are not viable in a team or group setting. This would be because many offensive stands are more well suited for one on one or one on two battles. It would be troublesome or impossible for their comrades to fight the crusaders with the other abilities in the way. The stands that come to mind when keeping this in mind are: Wheel of Fortune, Justice, The Sun, Death 13, Set, and Cream. I’ll explain each of these stands, their abilities, and why they would be detrimental to the other fighters. Wheel of Fortune is an activated ability that, to put it simply, upgrades cars. In the episode he appears in, ZZ, WoF’s user, takes a dingy, beat up old car and makes it into a killing machine. It gains the ability to shoot gasoline bullets, climb walls, and grow other offensive tools from its frame. The issue with this stand is that in the setting that the fight is taking place, there would be nowhere for the car to go. It becomes massive and bulky, made to chase a singular target with no regard for terrain or obstacles. With the numerous other users in the way, ZZ runs the risk or hitting or tearing them apart. Justice is a semi-remote controlled cloud of fog that allows possession of victims inside the fog. This works great in any one versus all scenario. The hitch is that if any other users were to get as much as a single scratch, as stated by the user Enyaba, their entire body would be rendered useless. The Sun is a very unique stand, and probably the most situational. The Sun’s ability is to make a literal ball of lit gas, simulating our own sun. The only way that Arabia Fats, the user, was able to pose a threat to the Crusaders was to firstly, hide from them all the way into the middle of the desert, set up an invisibility room with an entire cooling system, and then summon The Sun in the sky to roast them alive. Again, the problem here is that it would affect every other stand user within a 100 mile radius. The Sun produces a lethal amount of heat with little to no directional input. The next stand I will be discussing is Death 13. Death 13 is a stand that is able to create a dream world that it’s user, Mannish Boy, can freely control. If anyone falls asleep in Death 13’s range, they are essentially trapped in Mannish Boy’s own lucid dream. At first glance, the ability seems overpowered, but in the setting we are looking at, the probability that any of the Crusaders would fall asleep while fighting the entirety of DIO’s army is close to zero. Alessi’s stand, Set, is next. Set takes the form of Alessi’s shadow. It can be controlled to a degree, having only the range of Alessi’s current shadow. Set’s ability is to rapidly de-age any organic life that comes into contact with the shadow. This is shown when Polnareff touches the shadow for a fraction of a second. This results in him reverting back into a boy of approximately 7-8 years of age. For context, before coming in contact with the shadow, he was 22 years old. A middle-aged woman who touched the shadow for around seven seconds was reverted completely into a fetus not old enough to even have been born. Once again, Alessi would run the risk of touching his comrades, not only majorly decreasing their strength, fighting prowess, and intelligence, but eliminating their stands. They were all recruited by DIO recently after being pierced by the Stand-Giving Arrow, meaning that if they were touched for even a microsecond, they would have lost their stands and become ordinary humans. The Crusaders would then become incontestable to them. The final user that would pose a threat to his team is Ice’s stand, Cream. Cream is, in essence, the absence of space. It takes the form of a skeletal behemoth with a large mouth. When Ice needs to attack or hide, Cream begins to eat Ice and itself, with the consumed matter disappearing within its mouth. Eventually, Ice and Cream cease to exist, becoming a ball of nothing. It flies around completely erasing anything it touches without a trace with extreme precision. Ice’s predicament lies in the fact that while he is in a state of nonexistence, he cannot see or otherwise sense anything around him. In the heat of a battle, it would be impossible to judge where anyone is in order to know who to avoid. All it would take is a single touch to the edge of Cream to annihilate any trace of what once was. That finishes off the list of the non-team playing stands, bringing us to our next set of users.
The next group of stands and their users are the ones that would be, to be frank, useless outside of the environments they were supposed to be encountered in. These stands are: Dark Blue Moon, Strength, High Priestess, Khnum, Tohth, Anubis, and Bast. These stands are all similar in that they all required a very specific event to occur which wouldn’t have happened had the Crusaders been attacked early on. Dark Blue Moon is an aquatic stand that is extremely powerful underwater, having fast speed, amazing killing power, and excellent range of vision. The obstacle is that he is only fast underwater. On land, he is clumsy, slow, and very little of a threat, like a fish out of water. Strength is, true to the name of the show, one of the most bizarre stands you could manifest, which could be because it came from the mind of an ape. Strength is a massive yacht; every aspect of which can be controlled by Forever, the user, who happens to be a monkey. Strength only posed a threat to the Crusaders because they were stuck on the ship in the middle of the ocean, with no hope of escaping otherwise. Even if the battle were to occur in a harbor with Strength right next to them, it lacks the range to even get near to the Crusaders. Next is the High Priestess, a stand which can be controlled from extremely far away by its user, Midler. The High Priestess can assimilate itself into any form of inorganic matter, such as rock, metal, or plastic. It took advantage of this by trapping the Crusaders in a massive mouth created from a mountain deep underground. This is what made it intimidating in the first place; without any medium to assimilate itself into, it has very little combat ability, with its only skills being fast speed and the ability to create weapons. Its base form is extremely small and skinny, rendering it helpless if caught by any of the Crusaders. Khnum and Tohth are two stands wielded by the Oingo Boingo Brothers. They were used in unison against unaware opponents, combining divination and trickery to imperil the Crusaders. They were dangerous only when not made aware of, and in the end, their attack failed without even being noticed by their targets. Khnum’s ability is to mold Oingo’s face, voice, and even smell to mimic anyone. However, it cannot mimic stands, which is easily counterable when you realize that without the element of uncertainty, Oingo is just a normal man. His brother Boingo’s stand, Tohth, is a manga that predicts the future. But that is the extent of its usage. It can only tell the future, not change it. The brothers looked to it for guidance on killing the Crusaders, but it turned out to be their undoing, misleading them into first blowing up Oingo, disfiguring him, and then causing Boingo to be attacked by a dog. The entire stand in general served the brothers their end. Anubis was an ancient stand, unique in that it had no user. It was an old egyptian scimitar covered in strange designs. It worked by possessing anyone who held it, controlling them and channeling its incredible swordsmanship into them. If the Crusaders hadn’t come into contact with it on their journey to DIO, it would still be laying in the small town in Cairo, never knowing of their existence. Bast is the final character in this list. Mariah’s stand was a surprisingly simple one when it came down to it, being able to magnetize anything it touches. She was able to put Joseph and Avdol in danger by making them both opposite poles, sticking them together hopelessly. The problem with this is that the Bast’s magnetism is activated when someone touches an outlet that Mariah creates. The Crusaders would have had to feel the need to touch an outlet, and the other users would have to avoid it completely. Even if she had managed to magnetize a Crusader, even small objects like shirt buttons, glasses, piercings, and watches would be forcibly attracted to him, putting her teammates at a disadvantage. Next, we move on to the miscellaneous stands that would also be somewhat useless, but for different reasons.
These stands are extremely powerful, but would all be defeated easily for a plethora of reasons. These stands would be: Ebony Devil, The Emperor, Judgement, Geb, Osiris, and Atum. Ebony Devil takes the form of a doll whose strength is fueled by the grudge held by its user, Devo. It almost killed Polnareff by tying him down where he couldn't be seen, and setting him on fire. It was only able to do this because Polnareff had directly and seriously harmed Devo. Avdol had previous knowledge of Ebony Devil because he was a famed assassin. Avdol would be aware of who he was, and would have instructed that no harm come to the Devo, providing no fuel for his stand. Another way to defeat him would be to kill him instantly, via snapping his neck with Star Platinum. Next is the Emperor. The Emperor is a gun wielded by Hol Horse. Hol Horse used it somewhat inefficiently, botching three attempts at the Crusaders’ lives. He lacks intelligence and power. We are shown that Star Platinum is able to see even the smallest discrepancy in almost anything, being shown to catch D’Arby cheating while dealing cards. It was also able to catch a bullet coming from a gun two inches away from Jotaro’s head. A bullet from a range like Hol Horse’s would be easily caught and countered. Judgement was a stand that almost won because of a lack of caution on Polnareff’s part. It works in the same way traditional D’jinns do, by granting wishes in a twisted and undesirable fashion. Nobody in the group would be dumb enough to humor this stand in the heat of battle. If anyone was, a smarter individual would warn against it. Without anybody to twist wishes for, Judgement becomes completely useless. Two other stands present a similar case to this one, which I’ll get to later. Geb was a stand commanded by N’Doul, a blind traveler with a ridiculous auditory sense. From miles away in the middle of a desert, N’Doul was able to track exactly where each and every crusader was based on their footsteps. Geb is an aquatic hand that functions just like a human hand, with the properties of both a solid and a liquid. His shortcoming is that he needs to stay stationary and touch the ground to hear, making him an easy target. Another thing would be that he cannot keep track of dozens of people at once, being overwhelmed by the shuffling and running of the battle. Osiris and Atum are commanded by the D’Arby brothers, both masters of the game. Osiris and Atum work by encapsulating their victims’ souls in poker chips and dolls, respectively. The problem is that in order to do that, they need to beat their opponent at poker or a video game, also respectively. It should be obvious why their stands would be useless in a massive battle like this. That wraps up every stand that would not be able to participate in the battle without prevalently impairing the other users.
Now we are left with the users who are able to fight the Crusaders with a fairly even chance: Tower of Grey, Yellow Temperance, Hanged Man, The Empress, the Lovers, and Horus. Tower of Grey is an extremely fast flying beetle, its capabilities exceeding that of even Hierophant Green, being able to dodge the Emerald Splash. Its main method of killing is flying into someone’s head and removing their tongue. The shortcoming of Tower of Grey is that it must be near its user, Gray Fly, a feeble old man. This would cause him to be easily taken out, as his range is very short and he must stay near the fight. Yellow Temperance is a mold that is impossible to remove and slowly eats away at flesh. It also lets its user, Rubber Soul, shapeshift down to even the voice of the target. Again, like Khnum, it cannot mimic stands. Yellow Temperance would, in my opinion, pose a threat against the Crusaders. They would need to observe closely and get Rubber Soul to accidentally lose his hold on YT. Next is The Hanged Man. This stand appears solely in reflections. It can hide in any reflection, from a person’s eye to the bumper of a car. Its weakness is that if there is no light, it must leave the object, and it is slightly visible each time it exits a reflection. The Crusaders would have to figure this out first, and plan accordingly. Hanged Man also is a formidable threat in this fight. The Empress was a stand that grows extremely slowly out of a bite until it is humanoid and strong enough to kill whoever it is attached to. One problem with her is that because she takes a while to be strong enough to kill, she could be killed quickly by a precision strike, like Star Finger. The Empress took advantage of being on Joseph’s arm and his weakness in the other arm to try and cut one of his neck arteries because he was alone. She poses little threat in this scenario. The Lovers is a microscopic, parasitic, lobster like stand that plagues anyone who gives it access inside of them. The main ability of the Lovers is amplified damage reflection. If someone throws a rock at Steely Dan, the user, that same damage will be amplified tenfold at whoever The Lovers is inside. He does, however, still take the damage that was given to him. This provides Dan immunity for the duration of the fight if he manages to enter a Crusader with The Lovers. In order to deal with Dan, the battle must be completed quickly and he needs to be saved for last. The last big threat would be Horus. Horus has the most mobility against the Crusaders, being able to fly. Horus is a massive falcon whose stand encompasses his body and serves as a Susanoo of sorts. Horus is extremely intelligent, rivaling a human's mental capacity. Horus’s main ability is ice manipulation. He can “upgrade” his beak and talons by enhancing them with ice shards and create ice out of thin air. The degree to which he can make ice is very great, being large enough to crush cars and freeze ocean water. Most of his attacks are ranged, flying over a large distance to reach his opponents. The ice is so cold that it can even drop the temperature around it even in the heat of Egypt. Horus poses a massive threat to the Crusaders, being that in this scenario they have never met Iggy. It would take the combined restrictive efforts of Kakyoin and Joseph to keep Horus under control. Horus would be the most difficult to deal with out of all the stand users. An argument you could make is that I am only assuming that the battle takes place in person up close, and that many users could attack from far away. This is true to a degree. Only a select few users could attack remotely, and most remote stands are not very precise, risking attacking their comrades. The majority of stand users need to be up close and personal because of their stands’ range and ability. These are my thoughts on why the Stardust Crusaders could potentially defeat DIO’s army.
To put it short, my life is a jojoke

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Stardust Crusaders but Really Fast

Three men try to open dio's coffin.
Dio breaks out of coffin yelling AAAAAAAAAAAAAH
It turned out that DIO, DIO DIO DIO DIODIODIO
Old joseph joestar runs while panting
Joseph: SOMETHING IS NOT RIGHT *hits man* SOMETHING IS QUI-
Plane
More joseph running and panting
Joseph: GET OUT
Jotaro: No
Joseph: GET OUT! *Throws avdol at the cell
Jotaro: If i get out i will kill you with this *star platinum appears* funky purple dude who keeps conveniently giving me everything i want. Soda RC car gun. *attempts to shoot self but star platinum grabs the bullet. Okay not doing that one again that was a little stupid
*Magicians red melts bars*
Avdol: Get out!
Jotaro: *gets out* Alright that's it you're-
Holly: Yaaaaaayyyyy~!
Joseph: Good job avdol!
Jotaro: What a bother
Joseph: Alright so your funky purple dude is whats known as a stand and they are the physical manifestations of the fighting spirit and all have weirdly specific special and/or situational abilities. So only stand users can see other stands
Except for when they don't
Joseph: Only stands can harm other stands
Except for when they don't
Joseph: And all damage done to a stand will reflect to the user
Except for when they don't!
Joseph: You need to pay attention and remember these new rules because NOTHING will make sense from now on otherwise
Jotaro: Cool
Mohammed Avdol's Magician's red: Shoots fire ~~But it's like, invisible fire because it's stand fire so only stand users can see the fire, also there's like 70 different named attacks he uses with varying degrees of frequency- Including like, there's a compass thing he uses once and doesn't really do anything and immediately dies after using- Oh oops wait you're not supposed to know that yet~~
Joseph: My stand is Hermit Purple and my ability activates when i punch a camera WA-HAHH! *Punches camera with his fist covered in vines*
Jotaro: How did you figure that one out
Joseph: Trial and error
Joseph joestars Hermit purple. Punch a camera see a naked man
*Insert picture of dio with a star birthmark and a fly next to him*
Avdol: There he is!
Joseph: It's DIO! He was about to take over the world but then my grandfather Jonathan Joestar killed him except he didn't actually because DIO stole Jonathan's body and i can tell because he's got the star birthmark everybody in the joestar lineage definitely always had including me, You my daughter holly, and you my granson Jotaro
Holly & Jotaro: Wow i somehow never noticed
Joseph: It is your destiny to defeat DIO! and mine! It is both our destinies. Not yours- *pushes holly away* To defeat DIO, and he will be beaten, and-
Jotaro: Oh my god i don't care
Kakyoin: *Hierophant green comes out from behind Kakyoin* I Kakyoin have been sent here by DIO to defeat-
Jotaro: OHH greeat is this what we're doing then *Star platinum punches kakyoin really really hard sending him flying into a tv*
Noriaki Kakyoin's Heriophant Green: I guess he possesses a body that one time but he mostly just shoots rocks
Jotaro: Okay so i guess since we're all doing tarot cards for stand names. I will assert myself as one who passes judgement on others, thus i shall name my stand-
Avdol: YOU GET THIS ONE *Throws the star 17 tarot card at jotaro*
Star platinum: SUTAA PURACHINA
Jotaro: Uhhh Star Platinum it is then
Jotaro Kujo's Star Platinum: Punchy boy ~~And then some~~
Kakyoin: Look i know we got off on the wrong foot but i was being possessed by this DIO forehead squid would you mind if i became a main character?
Jotaro: Whatever
Joseph: Oh no! Holly's developing a stand but it's killing her!
Holly: Mild cough fever headrush dainty swoon faint! *Faints onto a bed*
Holly Kujo's Who Cares: ...I can't possibly explain this without sounding sexist
Joseph: Not that this will make any sense in the greater canon but we need to save her by getting rid of her stand and we do that by killing DIO! ...Probably. I can feel it it's in my blood or whatever.
Jotaro: As the old adage goes, he cannot be beaten up unless I am standing next to him... ...Unless... Unless I am close to him... Okay bad read don't worry i'll think up something more clever.
THEY FOUND IT IT'S THE FLY
Advol: It's the fly!
Joseph: Let's go to Egypt!
Advol Jotaro Kakyoin: Yes!
Plane
Dio:I HAVE USED MY OWN CAMERA PUNCHING ABILITY AND DISCOVERED THEY ARE ON A PLANE GOING IN MY DIRECTION GOOD THING I ALREADY PUT A SABOTEUR ON THAT PLANE WHICH I GUESS MEANS I KNEW IN ADVANCE THEY WERE GOING TO GO ON THAT PLANE MEANING I DIDN'T NEED TO PUNCH THIS EXPENSIVE CAMERA WHAT WASTE OF MONEY I WILL NOW PROCEED TO NEVER USE THIS ABILITY AGAIN AND HAVE SEX AT LEAST FOUR PEOPLE.
Advol Kakyoin: It's the fly!
Gray fly: I hope it doesn't say "Massacare" on the wall AAAAA *stab*.
Gray Fly's Tower of Gray:Not actually a fly *Plane crash*
Joseph: This was a huge waste of time we almost killed like 70 people.
Jotaro: This is a;; your fault i'm never going on a plane again.
Kakyoin: Hey break it up you two-.
Star platinum: ORA *boof*.
Polnareff: Check this out-.
Jean Pierre Polnareff's Silver Chariot: He has a sword Also he can take off his armor and it makes him, like- faster? Also he can shoot his sword, but only once...??.
Polnareff: Look i know we got off on the wrong foot but-
Jotaro: Yeah yeah forehead squid got it I anticipate we'll either have a team of thirty by the end of this trek or we just so happen to coincidentally stop seeing forehead squids from this point forward
Polnareff: i will follow you to egypt to go find the man with 6 fingers uhh i mean the man with two right hands because he killed my father i mean my younger sister hey check this flashback out
DIO: I'M GOING TO CONVINCE YOU USING THIS FOREHEAD SQUID TO GO BEAT UP THE JOESTARS IN A YEAR I GUESS BECAUSE THIS FLASHBACK SCENE IS FROM A YEAR AGO WHICH IS A LITTLE CONFUSING ANYWAYS LOOK AT THIS CRYSTAL BALL IT SHOWS A VISION OF THE TWO RIGHT HAND MAN HAHA LOOK AT HOW CHARISMATIC I AM I WILL NOW PROCEED TO NEVER USE THIS ABILITY AGAIN OH LOOK IT'S 10 O'CLOCK FETCH MY TANKTOP I HAVE A DATE!
The plane didn't work so now they're taking a boat OH NO
Joseph: The boat didn't work!
Kakyoin: Jotaro's in the water
Imposter Captain Tennille's Dark Blue Moon: He's in the water
Polnareff: Wow i can't believe you pointed at him so hard he exploded!
Jotaro: Natural Talent
*VERY LOUD BOAT HORN*
Forever's Strength: Yes the orangutan is the user, Yes the orangutan has a name, Yes the boat is the stand, OH MY GOD THE BOAT IS THE STAND!
Joseph: No thanks!
Jotaro: How annoying!
Polnareff: What an exhausting trek please exit my fridge
Devo: YOU FOUND ME! HHGHHCHHGHCKCKK
Devo but doll: NOW YOU'VE ACTIVATED MY- HHGHGHKCKKGHKCK
Devo's Ebony Devil: No no I mean, he gets stabbed right, and he gets angry, and the anger makes him possess the doll?
Joseph: Mirror mirror on the wall who's the
Avdol: Wait you mean you don't need to punch a camera to use your ability?
TV: Kakyoin's gonna kill you!
Joseph: OH!
Fake kakyoin: I Kakyoin am going to kill you
Jotaro: You're not kakyoin
Fake kakyoin: I can't believe you saw through my ruse
Star Platinum: ORA! *Boof. Also EPIC FORESHADOWING*
Kakyoin: Goodness I say-
Rubber Soul's Yellow Temperance: Look, I know ending last episode with a "Kakyoin's a traitor" cliffhanger was a bit of a fib but it was cool for a second right? ... right?
Polnareff: I have been attacked by the man with two right hands, I must go alone to fight for revenge!
Joseph: ...Or you could not
Polnareff: THIS IS MY BATTLE TO WIIIIIN
Hol Horse: Imma getcha
Polnareff: THE ENEMY!
Hol Horse's Emperor: GUN *Bang*
Avdol:Oh jeez whatever will i do! uhhhhhhhhhh
Avdol's dead...?
Polnareff: I will have my revenge!
J. Geil: My foolproof strategy will involve revealing myself to you and yelling at people HEY Y'ALL
Polnareff: HHGHGHKCKKGHKCK
J. Geil's Hanged Man: Technically not a man in the mirror
Enyaba: Get my good side *Click* *Splurt* Oh nooo
Joseph: The next thing you will dsy is "Chumimin"
Arm goop: ...chumimi- *DONK*
Nena's Empress: Arm goop
Kakyoin: Road trip!
ZZ:Duel 1971 vroom vroom
Kakyoin:What
ZZ's Wheel of Fortune: Duel 1971 vroom vroom
Joseph: I'm exhausted again let's pit stop in the literal worst town ever
Enyaba: Hello welcome to worst town ever I am not evil don't mind the zombies
Polnareff Nice lady, nice lady, right? What a nice lady
Enyaba: *angery*
Hol Horse: I have returned!
Enya: No you haven't!
Hol Horse: Correct!
Polnareff: Hello nice lady!
Enyaba: aaaaAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Enyaba's Justice: See where incorrect breathing GETS YOU
Joseph: Wow i can't believe you breathed so hard she imploded!
Jotaro: "Natural Talent?"
Polnareff: Interrogation begin!
*BANG*
Polnareff: Well I tried!
Steely dan: Hello you cannot punch me-
Starplatinum: ORA *boof*
Joseph: MY KIDNEY
Steely dan: Or else you will hurt Joseph Joestar!
Polnareff and Kakyoin: Uh Oh
Jotaro: FUCK
Steely Dan's Lovers: So Jotaro was just left alone with someone he's not allowed to punch I can ony imagine this will go well
Kakyoin: Not that this will make any sense in th egreater canon but we must enter Joseph's brain by becoming super small which is something we could definitely always do and fighting the enem-
Polnareff: THE ENEMY
Kakyoin:... E-enemy's stand
Joseph: I shall provide a live feed and commentary! ...Which is something I also definitely could always do
Hierophant Green: We found him no we haven't yes we have!
Polnareff: He's out!
Kakyoni: We did it!
Steeldan: Uh Oh
StarPlatinum:ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAOA ORA! *Boof*
Arabia Fats's The Sun: Lol
Kakyoin Joseph Jotaro: Lol *Smack*
Joseph: Man Egypt sure is far away!
Jotaro: Hey, something we actually agree on
Joseph: Do you think that means-
Jotaro: Yh- Wait, no, we're not-
Joseph: Maybe we could-
Jotaro No we're not tslking-
Joseph: Maybe we could fly
Jotaro: WE'RE NOT TAKING A PLANE
Joseph: Fly the rest og the way?
Jotaro: JIJI
*Plane* ...Oh * Crash* GODDAMMIT
Kakyoin: IT'S ALL THE BABY'S FAULT wait no it's not ... WAIT YES IT IS
Mannish Boys Death 13: Tally-ho but said wrong
Polnareff: Hey look it's Avfol!
Gray Avdol: I'm not Avdol i'm... Gray... Avdol.
Polnareff: Wow
Judgement: HAVE YOU WATCHED ALADDIN
Polnareff: That ain't out yet
Judgement: Uhhhh then this might take a hot minute to explain
Cameo's Judgment: Morph dirt
Advol: It is I, Mohammed Advol, and I am alive again! Now when i,m winning I do a little dance that's my new thing
Polnareff: Wow I like this new Advol! Hey guys, Advol's alive!
Joseph: Yeah duh hey look a method of transport we haven't been attacked in yet!
Polnareff: WHAT DO YOU MEAN "YEAH DUH"
Joseph: I can only see this going well
Everyone: AHHHH AHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH
Midler's High Priestess: Morph mineral
Jotaro: The sea sucks! Nothing good ever happens in the sea!
Midler: You cannot destroy the teeth, it is as hard as diamonds, and diamond is unbreakab- *Teeth destroyed* Bb ... Diamond is unbrehh... blehh
Joseph: We've arrived in Egypt!
Advol: We're also pretty much out of tarot cards so we must be almost done!
Kakyoni: ...Definitely
DIO: GOOD WORK THAT'S IT FOR TODAY TEAM, TIME TO MOVE OUT BECAUSE I GUESS THE INCIDENTAL CHARACTER SPEEDWAGON FOUNDATION FOUND OUT WHERE I LIVE SOMEHOW
Delivery man: Delivery
Joseph: Look, it's our new dog friend main character companion! He has 3 funny quirks 1 He chews hair 2 He farts when chewing hair! 3 He eats coffee gum? What a funny wacky character! Also he's a stand user
Iggy: Woof
Iggy's the fool Morph sand... Car
N'Doul: Here I go i'm gonna getcha
Kakyoin: Ahh, goodness gracious... uhhhhhhh
N'douls Geb: Attacked by water? in the DESERT? OH what irony
*Plane* *tbh*
N'doul: i've got you now
*DOG* WOOF
Jotaro: You have been defeated now tell us who- Good grief!
N'dould: I may have destroyed my brain but I will first detail a bit of handy exposition for your consideration, your next set of stand-user villians including me are all based on the 9 Egyptian gods extending this series roughly an extra 20 episodes have fun fighting a bird and a sword despite that flashback scene exclusively showing humanoid charachters, bleh
jotaro: Hey so we need to defeat 9 Egyptian gods
Joseph: So you mean we have to defat 8 Egyptian gods?
Jotaro: Yes, we need to defeat 6 Egyptian gods
Joseph: Got it!
Oingo and Boingo: ...Oops- OOPS- Oops-Oops- *Explosion*
Oingo's Khnum - Morph faaaace
Boingo's Thoth - Book that you read and nothing else
Polnareff: I will gte you now that polanareff has the sword!
Jotaro: That would be threatening if punching the sword wasn't an option
Polnareff What do you mean punching the sw- *ORA*
Anubis's... Anubis: evil sword nyehh >:)
*bzzt*
Joseph: HBGBGBBGHBHBGHBH
Jotaro: Hello Polnareff-shaped child
*avdol flies into joseph*
Mariah's Bastet: *ELECTRICAL OUTLET*
Alessi's Set: Shadow ax child Polnareff penis
Jotaro, Polnareff, Avdol, And Joseph: You wouldn't believe what we just had to deal with
Polnareff Avdol And Joseph: it was weirdly sexual!
Jotaro: what
Joseph* WA-HAH! *Le camera punch* New image!
Avdol: It's DIO's building
Jotaro: We must approach DIO to approach that building.. Wait, no, other way around
Daniel: I know where that building is but you must gamble with me
Daniel J. D'arby's Osiris: *Subpar Pokemon Battle Jingle imitation*
Daniel: You will play the cat game will the cat go left or right
Polnareff: Right
Daniel: Hey cat go left!
Cat: Meow *Goes left*
Daniel: You lost the cat game
Polnareff: *Sucked into a poker chip by osiris* BuuaAHHH
Joseph: Play the drink game!
Daniel: Roll for precision
Joseph: Twenty
Daniel: Not good enough
Joseph: Yh- w-what do you mean nOT GOOD ENOWAAAAHHH- *Le sucked in*
Daniel: Play the card game!
Jotaro: Wow i have the best cards I'm so good
Daniel: What!
Jotaro I'm just the absolute best at this game i can't be beat
Daniel: HHGHHRHGRHHGG *Table flip*
*Pop* *Pop*
Polnareff: Wow
DIO: RHINOCEROS BEETLE RHINOCEROS BEETLE-
Hol Horse: I have returned!
DIO: *Timestop teleports behind hol horse* NO YOU HAVEN'T
Hol horse: Correct!
DIO: RHINOCEROS BEETLE RH-
Hol horse: Hello child together we are invincible and will defeat the oops
Boingo: Oops
*Explosion*
Polnareff: Today in Polnareff teaches about foreign culture! Do not sit down! Tip your kettle over! Never drop your things! You are always paying too much! THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A TOILET
Iggy: It is time for my episode.
Pet shop: It is i bird cacaw! *Chops off iggy's leg*
Pet shop's horus. Under pressure but bad
Joseph: We have located the Taj Mahal or whatever!
Avdol: Thanks to our old pal Iggy
Iggy: I hate this everything hurts!
Kakyoin: Also I'm back and wearing a new pair of snazzy sunnies! ...You know, for protection
Can't tell who's talking: We must enter the building!
Terrence: Play my video games *Shlorp*
Polnareff and avdol: No no no no no
Terence T. D'arby's Atum: OH THATS A BASEBALL!
Jotaro: First try idiot
Polnareff: Well it's been two seconds time to burn the whole building down.
Avdol: Wait! What if we instead went inside to locate the enemy oursel-
Polnareff: THE ENEMY!
Iggy: Woof!
Kenny G.: Blehh
Avdol: Oh neat
Kenny G's Tenor Sax: ...eeehhhh he's dead now so whatever
DIO: THEY HAVE APPROACHED MY HIDEY HOLE HERE IN THE TAJ MAHAL OR WHATEVER PROVE YOUR LOYALTY BY CHOPPING OFF YOUR HEAD
Vanilla Ice: *Le slice*
DIO: HEHHEHHEHHEH COOL
Meanwhile in the taj mahal or whatever
Avdol: Fl- *Cream munched*
Polnareff: Oohhhh nooo!! This couldn't get any worse!!!
*Iggy is cream munched*
Polnareff: AAHHHHH GAAHHD
Vanilla Ice's Cream: A SNAKE HEAD EATING THE HEAD ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE!
Polnareff: I found you!
DIO: TO BEAT ME YOU MUST APPROACH ME!
Polnareff: Okay!
DIO: ZA WARUDO! *Time stops then moves polanreff down the stairs while making sounds of either pain or fatigue* I'M VERY INTIMIDATING
Polnareff: Goodness gracious! Hey guys, so everybody's dead and DIO's confusing
Joseph: Sucks! But sounds about right
Polnareff: We should attack him now!
Joseph: We should not!
Polnareff: Good idea let's do both
*Jotaro and Polnareff on a motorcyle noises*
*DIO flying through the air making a Shhhhhhhhhh noise*
*Kakyoin and joseph using their stands to web sling*
Kakyoin: Why were we never doing this before!
Joseph: ALWAYS WISH UPON A STAR!
Kakyoin: I have an idea on how to learn DIO's ability! I will create this web and-
*Quick time stop end result*
Joseph: Good job kakyoin!
*Kakyoin hits water tower and dies*
*Joseph falls off building*
Joseph: Hey Jotaro! DIO'S ability is to stop time-
DIO: ZA WARUDO! I WIN, NOW I WILL- OH, GODDAMN MAGIC SUNLIGHT BULLSHIT NYEH! *Dio throws knife*
Joseph: HGUEHGH
DIO: IT'S TIME FOR OUR FINAL BATTLE
Jotaro: I have to get closer before i can shit on you- Agh- DAMMIT
*Video end fake out*
DIO: ZA WARUDO! HAHAH! YOU'VE BEEN JAPED! IT WAS DIFFERENT TO WHAT YOU WERE EXPECTING I BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING
DIO's THE WORLD: Punchy boy Oh and- ~~Also the ability to stop time for up to five seconds, in which the user can move around and interact with people and objects, including but not limited to: Polnareff, knives, hierophant green's very invincible emerald splash, heavy duty construction vehicles, Jotaro, occasionally not Jotaro, oh wow remember when dio punched a camera and used a crystal ball yeah those are abilities he has too, ahhhhhhhhhhh~~
Star platinum: *Ora barrage*
DIO: *Screaming muda* WE APPEAR TO BE SIMILAR IN STRENGTH AND SPEED I HOPE THIS DOESN'T TRANSLATE INTO OTHER SIMILARITIES ZA WARUDO. *Time stop* I'M GONNA GETCHA
Jotaro: E
DIO: WHAaAaAaAaT THE FUCK!!
*time stop end
DIO: WHAT WAS THAT?
Jotaro: What was what
DIO: THAT THING YOU DID
Jotaro: A loser says what
DIO: WHAT?
Jotaro: Aaahahhahhahah
DIO: ZA WARUDO! *Time stop begin* OHH IT WAS JUST A MAGNET YOU LITTLE WEENIE YOU
Star platinum: ORA! *Punches dio*
*Dio goes flying into trash cans*
DIO: GGBRGRGRGB *Smash* I HATE THIS AND I HATE YOU ZA WA- *Time stops just showing end result which is just teleporting basically* OHHH GREAT IS THIS WHAT WE'RE DOING THEN ZA WARUDO! *Le time stop* NNNYBHBEHHYBYHEBHYH *Dio throws a thousand knives*
Jotaro: Uh oh *Time resumes* *Goes flying* uuueeeeeeeeeehh Oh no, I've been got ugyaaa i'm definitely dead.
DIO: TIME TO FINISH YOU OFF-
Polnareff: *Stabs dio with silver chariot in the forehead* WAHA!
DIO: *Time stop to knock polnareff away while not seeming to have taken damage* TIME TO FINISH YOU OFF!! WAIT ARE YOU DEAD?
Jotaro: ...Yes
DIO: OKAY THEN I-
Star platinum: ORA! *Le punch*
DIO *Goes flying* UGGHEGGMEMGGBBGEBGBGBG *small time stop and goes by while holding car*
Jotaro: Give me a fucking break uh oh
DIO: NOW I'M SUPER DUPER POWERED AND FULL OF JOESTAR BLOOD EVEN THOUGH TECHNICALLY I WAS ALREADY FULL OF JOESTAR BLOOD BBBBRRFBBRFFFF *Time stop. AGAIN* LOOK AT ME GO LOOK AT ME GO AREN'T I JUST THE BEST DON'T THINK TOO HARD ABOUT WHERE I GOT THIS LIPSTICK FROM
Star platinum: ORA *Le failed punch*
DIO: OH NO HERE COMES THE JOJE SURPRISE I CAN STOP TIME FOR EVEN MORE SECONDS NOW
Jotaro: Not that that wording makes any sense-
DIO: ZA WARUDO!! *ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING TIME STOP*
*clock ticking sounds*
DIO: ROAD ROLLER DAA!! *Muda barrage on road roller daa!*
Jotaro: *Time stop teleport onto road roller* surprise BITCH!
Star platinum: *Le hard punch*
DIO: WRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYY
And then DIO's head exploded
Jotaro: *Slaps joseph's dead body* Hey! Wake up! Are you alive again?
Joseph: 'Weird Al' Yankovic canonically exists in the JoJo universe!
Jotaro: ...Okay he's back
Polnareff: I'm still alive too!
Jotaro & Joseph: Hurrah!
Polnareff: Good talk bye!
Jotaro: Call me!
Meanwhile in Japan
Holly: WOAW
Hey remember when this story was about vampires? me neither Anyways so DIO's body melts in the sunlight
Joseph: Okay so we may or may not've lost half of our crew and killed countless bystanders but at least DIO's dead! ...Definitely. ...Definitely. ...Definitely? ...Re- Really? Ah uh... Okaym well uhh... Time to go see my wife who I have a healthy monogamous relationship with! ...Ah, oh wait
Jotaro: Yare Yare Da-
TO BE CONTINUED
Walk like an egyptiaaan
Look, they stopped using Roundabout by this point in the show? So I- I thought- I thought maybe like i should. *ROUNDABOUT CAMEO!*

POLNAREFF LAND CONCEPT (WITH DESCRIPTIONS)

a few ides for potential Polnareffland (a fun set of ideas)
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO POLNAREFF LAND!
[ Central Street (plus entrance) ]
when entering the park grounds you are greeted with a re-creation of 1880's great England with a stretch way leading up to the divide where the park splits into 6 other lands, although there are no rides, this area is known for the theaters that show multiple plays from time to time as well as the Hirohiko Araki Art Gallery and giftshop. here park goers can avail different kinds of food from sandwiches to fish and chips, to tea time and the popular english big breakfast as well as the Hongkong Restaurant from part 3 for chinese fare, perfect for growing that patented Joestar☆ Girth.
(big breakfast available only during time stop hours, the early bird special).
you can also buy the standard fair of flavoured popcorn, hotdogs, turkey legs as well as bottled coca cola, juices and different japanese snacks as well like takoyaki and squid jerky.
Central Street also includes a Replica of Big Ben which chimes times occasionally, shows are also held near it in the Joestar court Ampitheatre, next to the Joestar Mansion
The mode of travel is an old style carriage service called the Speedwagon for people who cant walk much or would like a nice mellow ride through the beautiful street
Split the park into 6 parts, like world showcase at Epcot in Disney world, where each has it's own attractions, shops and food, united by a central icon in the park, which would be the Polnareff Statue,
[ Bizarre Egypt ]
as expected this part of the park would center on the Stardust Crusaders Arc, complete with Dio's Mansion (which houses the main E-ticket attraction) and pyramids of Egypt, this area is well lit at night and great for Photo opportunities. night time entertainment is very popular here.
Attractions
1.) "Dio's World, a Bizarre Adventure (presented by Mitsubishi Electric)"
"Described as a multi-sensory technologically advanced dark ride into the depths of Dio's mansion and beyond, experience soaring above the town of Egypt in an attempt to stop Lord Dio and his manical plan to rule the world. experience wind, sudden drops and the crushing weight of a road roller" (those with unstable condition may not ride)
2.) "The Silver Chariot (presented by Energizer)"
(Wheelchair accessible)
"Hop aboard the Outdoor Steel and wooden coaster, shed your armor and speed around as fast as Polnareff, loops are present" (wheelchair accessible) (bathrooms nearby)
3.) Wheel of Fortune Ferris Wheel
4.) Darby brothers Game Lounge and Cafe
"tired from all the thrills? sit down with a glass of Iced Tea for a game of poker, F-Mega or Oh! That's a Baseball with the D'arby Brothers cafe and lounge" (contests held regularly, prizes included) (smoking area present)
5.) Magician's Red Magic Show
"experience the beautiful world of fire art and fire breathing in a showtime spectacular"
Food - Iggy Dogs (100% all beef wieners topped with coffee rubbed pulled pork and beer cheese sauce, optional chili) (unique to Bizarre Eygpt land) (also available on stick with dipping sauce)
-Dog Biscuit Cookies (different flavors)
-Vanilla Ice Parfait
[ Mysterious Morioh ]
in the northeastern part of Polnareff land, sits Mysterious Morioh, a wonderful upbeat town setting with numerous tourist attractions that would certainly keep you busy
Attractions 1.) "Killer Queen Bites the Dust" (E-Ticket Attraction)
"hidden in the most secluded part of Town, Yoshikage Kira lies in wait, experience the high Octane technicolor world of Killer Queen: Bites the Dust, An Indoor reverse launch rollercoaster throughout space and time, so good you want to ride it over and over"
2.) Red Hot Chili Pepper Theatre and soundstage (regular showings twice a day)
3.) The Cinderella Experience
“a 30 min spa and treatment shop where you can walk out with the face of your dreams”
(book in advance)
4.) Angelo Rock
5.) Echoes Act 3 Slingshot
“get launched high into the air and get dragged down in an electrifying ride”
6.) Morioh Radio and Tower
7.) Tonio’s Italian place (Italian dinning) (fine dining and quick service options) (crowd favorite)
[ Rebel Florida ]
“An aquatic area known for wondeful animal shows and public performances the land of Rebel Florida is sure to be a crowd pleaser”
Attractions
1.) "Pucci Erases the Universe: the ride"
“Experience the universe expand before your very eyes, and become a little closer to heaven with this highly immersive pendelum style ride through time and space”
2.) Kujo Dolphin Spectacular (must see)
Attend a family friendly underwater Aquatic life and research tram ride through the seas with in depth commentary throughout the experience, courtesy of Jotaro Kujo, expect dolphins.
(room for expansion in the future)
[ Italy Requiem ]
“Discover the excilerating universe of Vento Aureo (Part 5) a thrilling land filled to the brim with thrills along every corner”
Attractions
1.) Venice Grand boats
2.) Battle at the Colosseum (A peak into the Requiem)
“a special effects stunt show set in the middle of the Roman Colosseum, certainly a huge hit with both young and old audiences”
3.) Flight of Aerosmith Simulator
“Hop aboard Narancia’s stand Aerosmith and join them on a grand journey to find the boss’s identity and protect Trish.”
[ Wild Frontier ]
This land mixes the natural atmosphere of Battle Tendency and Steel ball run to create a world where nature is king and fun is superior, from Aztec temples to temperate forest mountains. The call of the wild heads you.
Attractions
1.) Kars! The Meteor of Aja!
“banish the Ultimate being into the stratosphere in this exciting drop tower style ride with the power of a volcano, the red stone of Aja and Prediction. will you make it back to earth in one piece?”
2.) Steel Ball Run (presented by Honda) (Wheelchair accessible)
“go on a high-speed horse powered race across America to uncover the secrets of the holy corpse on this immersive rollercoaster throughout America”
3.) Stroheim’s Pillar Men Encounter (presented by Ten Thirthy One Productions, a well known figure in theme park horror)
“with the help of the Speed Wagon foundation and head scientist Rudol Von Stroheim, come face to face with an actual pillar men and see him come alive before your very eyes, beware he is a master escape artist but Stroheim can keep him in check, a 5 sense experience! Terrifyingly amazing!”
4.) Dirty deeds done dirt cheap Gift shop (high class napkins and other things) (Jojo plushes available here and meet Funny Valentine)
Let me know what you think, and feel free to add your own ideas in the comments

Goals for the 2020s

Hello everyone! This is my official list of goals that I wish to accomplish within the upcoming decade. I have chosen these goal because I think they will be fun, or help me to lead a better life.
January 1, 2020-December 31, 2029

Read 100 books in French.
Read 100 books in German.
Read 100 books in Egyptian Arabic.
Read 100 books in Italian.
Read 100 books in Spanish.
Watch 50 Disney theatrical animated films in French without subtitles.
Watch 50 Disney theatrical animated films in German without subtitles.
Watch 50 Disney theatrical animated films in Egyptian Arabic or Modern Standard Arabic without subtitles.
Watch 50 Disney theatrical animated films in Italian without subtitles.
Watch 50 Disney theatrical animated films in Spanish without subtitles.
Memorize 4 poems of at least 12 verses in French.
Memorize 4 poems of at least 12 verses in German.
Memorize 4 poems of at least 12 verses in Egyptian Arabic.
Memorize 4 poems of at least 12 verses in Italian.
Memorize 4 poems of at least 12 verses in Spanish.
Pass the ATA certification exam in French.
Pass the ATA certification exam in German.
Pass the ATA certification exam in Arabic.
Pass the ATA certification exam in Italian.
Pass the ATA certification exam in Spanish.
Read an article in French aloud every weekday for 3 months.
Read an article in German aloud every weekday for 3 months.
Read an article in Egyptian Arabic aloud every weekday for 3 months.
Read an article in Italian aloud every weekday for 3 months.
Read an article in Spanish aloud every weekday for 3 months.
Record an audiobook in French.
Record an audiobook in German.
Record an audiobook in Egyptian Arabic.
Record an audiobook in Italian.
Record an audiobook in Spanish.
Copy out 5 books in French by hand.
Copy out 5 books in German by hand.
Copy out 5 books in Egyptian Arabic by hand.
Copy out 5 books in Italian by hand.
Copy out 5 books in Spanish by hand.
Copy out an article in French by hand every weekday for 3 months.
Copy out an article in German by hand every weekday for 3 months.
Copy out an article in Egyptian Arabic by hand every weekday for 3 months.
Copy out an article in Italian by hand every weekday for 3 months.
Copy out an article in Spanish by hand every weekday for 3 months.
Copy out 12 short stories in French, of at least 1000 words each, by hand.
Copy out 12 short stories in German, of at least 1000 words each, by hand.
Copy out 12 short stories in Egyptian Arabic, of at least 1000 words each, by hand.
Copy out 12 short stories in Italian, of at least 1000 words each, by hand.
Copy out 12 short stories in Spanish, of at least 1000 words each, by hand.
Translate 10 articles, of 1000 words or more, for an online encyclopedia from English into French.
Translate 10 articles, of 1000 words or more, for an online encyclopedia from English into German.
Translate 10 articles, of 1000 words or more, for an online encyclopedia from English into Egyptian Arabic.
Translate 10 articles, of 1000 words or more, for an online encyclopedia from English into Italian.
Translate 10 articles, of 1000 words or more, for an online encyclopedia from English into Spanish.
Write 10 articles for a site in French.
Write 10 articles for a site in German.
Write 10 articles for a site in Egyptian Arabic.
Write 10 articles for a site in Italian.
Write 10 articles for a site in Spanish.
Maintain a French blog for at least 3 months, with at least 5 entries per week of 1000 words or more.
Maintain a German blog for at least 3 months, with at least 5 entries per week of 1000 words or more.
Maintain an Egyptian Arabic blog for at least 3 months, with at least 5 entries per week of 1000 words or more.
Maintain an Italian blog for at least 3 months, with at least 5 entries per week of 1000 words or more.
Maintain a Spanish blog for at least 3 months, with at least 5 entries per week of 1000 words or more.
Keep an audio diary in French for at least 3 months, recording an entry of at least 10 minutes 5 times per week.
Keep an audio diary in German for at least 3 months, recording an entry of at least 10 minutes 5 times per week.
Keep an audio diary in Egyptian Arabic for at least 3 months, recording an entry of at least 10 minutes 5 times per week.
Keep an audio diary in Italian for at least 3 months, recording an entry of at least 10 minutes 5 times per week.
Keep an audio diary in Spanish for at least 3 months, recording an entry of at least 10 minutes 5 times per week.
Exchange letters in French with a native speaker.
Exchange letters in German with a native speaker.
Exchange letters in Egyptian Arabic with a native speaker.
Exchange letters in Italian with a native speaker.
Exchange letters in Spanish with a native speaker.
Win NaNoWriMo in French.
Win NaNoWriMo in German.
Win NaNoWriMo in Egyptian Arabic.
Win NaNoWriMo in Italian.
Win NaNoWriMo in Spanish.
Copy out 4 books in French by way of typing.
Copy out 4 books in German by way of typing.
Copy out 4 books in Egyptian Arabic by way of typing.
Copy out 4 books in Italian by way of typing.
Copy out 4 books in Spanish by way of typing.
Watch 100 classic foreign films that I have never before seen, that are not in the English, French, German, Egyptian Arabic, Italian or Spanish languages.
Watch 100 silent films.
Watch 100 classic American films.
Watch 100 animated films that were neither anime, nor produced by American studios.
Memorize the periodic table.
Read biographies of all the presidents of the United States.
Memorize the capitals of all the United States.
Memorize the capitals of all the nations of the world.
Take swing dance lessons.
Take ballet lessons.
Take tango lessons.
Take bellydancing lessons.
Take kickboxing lessons.
Take pole dancing lessons.
Take singing lessons.
Take recorder lessons.
Take krav magda lessons.
Take self defense lessons for at least 2 years.
Take music lessons for at least 2 years.
Learn how to play checkers.
Learn how to play Backgammon.
Learn how to play Poker.
Learn how to play Parcheesi.
Learn how to play Chinese checkers.
Learn how to play Block dominoes.
Learn how to play Football.
Learn how to play Baseball.
Learn how to play Basketball.
Learn how to play Volleyball.
Learn how to play Soccer.
Learn how to play Tennis.
Learn how to play Solitaire.
Learn how to ice skate.
Learn how to rollerskate.
Learn how to skateboard.
Learn how to whistle.
Learn how to snap fingers.
Learn how to juggle.
Learn how to fold the American flag.
Learn how to eat with chopsticks.
Learn how to read lips.
Learn how to do CPR.
Learn how to send and receive messages using morse code.
Learn how to converse using ASL.
Learn how to read Braille.
Learn how to build a fire without matches.
Learn how to make candles.
Learn how to climb a rope.
Learn how to do parkour.
Learn how to fold an origami flower, rhino, and stork.
Learn how to write with my left hand.
Learn how to do a French braid.
Learn how to do a rope braid.
Learn how to do a fishtail braid.
Learn how to do a chignon.
Knit a sweater.
Milk a cow.
Fly in an airplane.
Touch a dinosaur fossil.
Travel on a train.
Ride the subway.
Buy fruit at a farmer’s market.
Throw a surprise birthday party for a friend.
Go Christmas caroling.
Go paintballing.
Go to Comic Con as a historically inspired, modest, Princess Jasmine.
Go camping.
Go scuba diving.
Go canoeing.
Go mountain climbing.
Buy organic makeup.
Bake a cherry pie.
Bake a chocolate pie.
Bake a lemon meringue pie.
Bake chocolate chip cookies.
Bake brownies.
Bake gingerbread cookies.
Make lasagna.
Make manicotti.
Sing in public in front of an audience of at least 100.
Play the recorder in public in front of an audience of at least 100.
Get a driver’s license.
Get a passport.
Get a credit card.
Practice the piano for at least 7 hours a week for 3 months.
Practice the recorder for at least 7 hours a week for 3 months.
Practice singing for at least 7 hours a week for 3 months.
Create an album of at least 300 photos.
Create a scrapbook of at least 100 pages.
Go bowling.
Go white-water rafting.
Listen to 50 audiobooks in French.
Listen to 50 audiobooks in German.
Listen to 50 audiobooks in Egyptian Arabic.
Listen to 50 audiobooks in Italian.
Listen to 50 audiobooks in Spanish.
Translate 5 books from French into English.
Translate 5 books from German into English.
Translate 5 books from Egyptian Arabic into English.
Translate 5 books from Italian into English.
Translate 5 books from Spanish into English.
Finish a novel.
Attend a powwow
Attend a reenactment.
Attend a ballet.
Attend a performance of one of my favorite singers.
Sew an 18th century American military uniform.
Sew a chemise a la reine.
Sew a robe a l’anglaise.
Sew a quilt.
Sew an evening gown and wear it in public.
Sew 12 historical Barbie costumes.
Make a dozen videos and upload them to the internet.
Win an archery contest.
Restore a car over 60 years old.
Participate in a marathon.
Write 100 fan letters to people whose talents I admire.
Make a piece of jewelry, and wear it in public.
Post a dozen fanfiction stories online.
Win a writing contest.
Read 100 classics of the English language.
Read 100 biographies of famous non-American individuals from history.
Read 100 books on science.
Complete a 1000 piece puzzle in 24 hrs.
Meet an online friend in real life.
Participate in a political campaign.
Grow my hair until it gains at least one foot of length.
Ride in a limousine.
Ride in a horse-drawn carriage.
Solve a book of Sudoku puzzles.
Solve a book of crossword puzzles.
Solve a book of mazes.
Solve a book of lateral thinking puzzles.
Do 100 pushups every weekday for 3 months.
Do 100 sit ups every weekday for 3 months.
Run 2 miles every weekday for 3 months.
Walk 5 miles every weekday for 3 months.
Do 100 chin ups every weekday for 3 months.
Go for a week without reading anything.
Go for one month without buying anything.
Go for one month without using any electricity.
Go for one month without using the internet.
Become capable of lifting 250 pounds.
Become capable of doing a somersault.
Become capable of doing a cartwheel.
Become capable of doing a backflip.
Become capable of doing a handstand.
Swim at least 5 times a week for 6 months.
Ride a bicycle 10 miles without stopping.
Run a 6 minute mile.
Walk 50 miles in one day.
Lose 25 lbs.
Go for three months without eating sugar.
Swim 10 consecutive laps across an Olympic sized swimming pool.
Go to the shooting range at least once a week for a year.
Get a manicure and pedicure in a salon.
Sew a redingote
Make a donation of $100 each to 10 free websites from which I’ve benefited
Make a donation of $100 each to 10 free public institutions from which I’ve benefited.
Perform ballet stretches every morning for a year.
Draw a sketch weekly for at least a year.
Create a short animated film of at least two minutes.
Go for a year without a single overdue library book.
Write my own computer program.
Grow at least 2 inches taller.
Keep the same job for at least a year.
Get my own domain name.
Customize a tote bag.
Read every book I own.
Listen to every CD and record I own.
Work in a library or bookstore.
Work at a zoo.
Work at a police station.
Work as a waitress.
Work in a hospital.
Post a dozen examples of my art to the internet.
Make 10 batches of 100 icons.
Volunteer for 500 hours.
Embroider a pair of jeans and wear them in public.
Make a Christmas ornament.
Take my parents out to dinner.
Make 12 gift baskets and send them to friends anonymously.
Make CD mixes for 3 people.
Get a high quality studio portrait taken of my family.
Apply to 100 universities.
Try eating sushi.
Try eating humus.
Go riding on horseback daily for a month.
Compose a piece of music.
Plant and cultivate a kitchen garden, and harvest enough for 2 weeks of meals.
Ride a motorcycle.
Write an article for a magazine.
Win 1 million grains of rice at freerice.com.
Design a profile layout for my blog.
Visit a national landmark while wearing historical garb.
Design 3 blog layouts from scratch.
Design 3 headers for a personal blog.
Learn to surf.
Attend the same church for at least a year.
Join a historical society.
Attend a book signing.
Go sailing.
See a whale or dolphin in real life.
See a wolf in real life.
See bison in real life.
Review every CD I listen to for a 3 month period.
Review every film I watch for a 3 month period.
Review every book I read for a 3 month period.
Review every TV episode I watch over a 3 month period.
Review every fanfic of 1000 words or more, that I read for the period of 1 year.
Go waterskiing.
Make a work of art beautiful enough to display in my house.
Send someone an 18th century style letter, written in quill pen, and sealed with wax.
Take photographs of my room and post them to the internet.
Ride a camel.
Try drinking goat’s milk.
Draw myself in the style of a Disney character.
Watch 10 anime films.
Watch 10 anime series.
Watch 100 classic French language films.
Watch 100 classic German language films.
Watch 100 classic Egyptian Arabic films.
Watch 100 classic Italian language films.
Watch 100 classic Spanish language films.
Watch an amateur webseries from start to finish.
Win a prize at a carnival.
Plant a dozen trees.
Attend a masquerade.
Build a wooden bookshelf, at least 5×3 ft or more.
Carve a jack o’lantern.
Eat chocolate ants.
Go for a hayride.
Ride a donkey.
Solve a Rubik’s cube within 24 hours.
Visit Monticello.
Visit the White House.
Visit Mount Vernon.
Visit Independence Hall and the Liberty Bell.
Live in France for at least 1 month.
Live in Egypt for at least 1 month.
Live in Italy for at least 1 month.
Live in Austria for at least 1 month.
Live in Spain for at least 1 month.
Go swimming with sharks, dolphins, or stingrays.
Live in the city of my birth for at least a year.
Participate in experiment simulating being blind for 24 hours.
Participate in an experiment simulating being deaf for 24 hours.
Manage to build a functioning computer.
Possess a dazzling smile.
Render my country a service.
Save up to five figures worth of ¢a$h.
Read the entire Bible.
Copy out a dictionary of Egyptian Arabic by hand.
Learn how to do flint knapping.
Spend at least 2 hours a night stargazing for a week.
Keep a vlog and update it weekly or more for a year.
Maintain a bullet journal in a foreign language and use it weekly for at least a year.
Weave a piece of cloth measuring at least 1 square yard.
Tie dye a t-shirt and wear it in public.
Take the SAT and score in the 90th percentile.
Successfully grow plants in my bedroom for at least a year.
Spend at least 2 hours a day bird watching for a week.
Watch 10 live action television series that are not in the English, French, German, Egyptian Arabic, Italian or Spanish languages.
Memorize 4 classic poems of a least 12 verses in English.
Record 5 audiobooks in English.
Translate 10 articles, of 1000 words or more, from French into English.
Translate 10 articles, of 1000 words or more, from German into English.
Translate 10 articles, of 1000 words or more, from Egyptian Arabic into English.
Translate 10 articles, of 1000 words or more, from Italian into English.
Translate 10 articles, of 1000 words or more, from Spanish into English.
Read 100 novels written before 1800.
Copy out a classic novel of the English language by hand.
See a film at Grauman’s Egyptian theater.
Attend an opera at La Scala
Attend a movie premier.
Attend the opening of an art exhibit.
Send 100 care packages to service men overseas.
Read 100 plays written between 1600-1900.
Participate in a political protest or rally.
Participate in a public debate.
Act in a play or film, or other filmed performance.
Get As in at least 90% of any classes I take.
Make a first aid kit.
Win NaNoWriMo in English.
Try to make another person’s wish come true.
Bonus! Translate this list into every language it mentions!

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Doctor Fate #4 - Education

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Author: CapQX
Book: Doctor Fate
Arc: Fate
Set: 28
Kent Vernon Nelson was bored. So bored.
Math class was certainly not his forte, and the quadratic formula on the board made relatively no sense. It probably didn’t help that he wasn’t exactly paying attention to Mrs. Strauss, as his mind was somewhere else.
He had started school recently, and as if being the new kid and trying to fit in more wasn’t enough of an issue, he was taking extra lessons. His grandfather had finally agreed to allow him to use the helmet more and teach him magic, but he wasn’t allowed to be Fate yet. He even sealed the helmet in a magic box for good measure.
However, his grandfather’s teachings were much more fun and, at least to Kent, better paced than school. He had learned so much about the helmet and the magic that could go with it. He was developing abilities to read people’s intentions, sense magical items, and even read hieroglyphs and Demotic Egyptian. According to his grandfather, that part was apparently due to Nabu’s extensive time in ancient Egypt, but even that was cool to him, and it certainly helped for history papers.
Kent snapped back to attention by a kick to the back of his chair. Sandy, who thankfully was also in Kent’s math class, had a knack for figuring out when Kent wasn’t paying attention. Kent wondered what his tell was, but he never really asked, and Sandy hadn’t really told him. When he finally looked at the board, he realized that Mrs. Strauss had put the assignment on the board. She preferred to have them work out of the practice problems in the book, and she hand-picked which questions to do with every chapter. Kent hurried to write the question numbers down, and thankfully managed to scrawl them all into his notebook before the bell rang. The last thing he wanted was to explain why he was still trying to copy them.
Kent moved into the hallways, following Sandy. In terms of classes, they only really had math and P.E. together, but thankfully they had the same lunch, along with Maya. That was the one time in which they were all together, and probably the most Kent would be social during the whole day. He even got used to the new guy, Eric being around, which was a bit difficult for him at first, but Maya’s extroversion made it a bit easier.
Kent was the first to sit down at the table, as usual. His grandmother always packed his lunch, so he just went straight to the table rather than the cafeteria line, like the other three. He sat down, bringing out the notes from his magic lessons. Kent realized quickly that if he could write the information in hieroglyphs, he could just study them anywhere, without people realizing. He had told Eric and Sandy that he was just really into ancient Egyptian history, which he was, but Maya let her imagination run wild with everything.
“So Kent,” Maya said, being the first through the line and back to the table. “When are we going to find that ancient temple?”
“If I ever see anything about a temple, I’ll let you know,” Kent said, with a smile on his face. Since Kent had never actually answered her questions about what it said, she had always been joking that it would be an Indiana Jones style lost script to a tomb.
“You know, if we did find a temple,” Maya began again, “do you think we would be able to get permission from the school to go on a field trip there?”
Kent knew that Maya pretty much made a comment about it every time he brought it out, but he also knew that when she started asking more questions, it could turn into the whole lunch period. “Probably not, there’s not nearly enough funding.”
“So, like, would we have to go during the summer? Or maybe even like, after we graduate?”
“I suppose.”
“What if someone else found it in the meantime, would we have to prove that we found it first? How could we even do that?”
“I don’t know, documentation I guess,” Kent said, entertaining the idea. “Maybe we could get funding from one of those big museums or corporations or something.”
“You mean like the Smithsonian?” Maya pondered for a bit. “Do you think that Ryan industries would be into it?”
“Probably,” Kent said. “I’ve read that the head of the company is super into occult history, and his wife even has some of Cleopatra’s stuff.”
“Really?”
“I don’t know, probably. I did read it on the internet.”
“But, like where did you read it? On a news site, a tabloid, a video series,” Maya started asking. She seemed really into this company for some reason.
Kent went back to the hieroglyphics. He had just kind of copied them all from one of his grandfather’s tomes, but he wasn’t paying attention at the time. He was able to break it down more and more as he read, learning how the hieroglyphics worked more naturally now, as opposed to just magically.
Kent hit a portion of his notes that was a slightly shorter line, one that had been isolated on the page, so Kent kept a line break on it when he copied it. Now that he was actually looking at it again, he recognized the symbols. The larger bird-like figure in the center of the line stood out to him for some reason, and Kent became aware of the hairs of his neck standing up. After another second, he realized what the line said.
Keep watch.
There was an unmistakable magical feeling in the direction behind Kent. Both the individual character and the phrase were setting off something in his head. Neither feeling was threatening, but it felt like something was wrong. Missing, even.
Kent turned around to find himself staring at the lunch line behind him. More specifically, the portion right before everyone gets their trays, before they can even see the warming trays of food. Kent let his magical sense guide him to two figures, chatting amicably in line. He immediately realized that one of them was Sandy, with her back to him, as he felt the magic beckon to the jacket on her back. The signal was off-putting, but Kent elected to ignore it to follow the stronger feeling.
Kent turned his focus to the person Sandy was talking to, who was facing more toward him. She was blonde, with her hair only coming down to her shoulders. Kent knew she looked familiar, but didn’t register who she was until she looked directly at him.
The girl from the witch store. Her hair was in a much different style, and honestly framed her face much differently. The lack of witch hat also probably had something to do with it.
She was studying him, as he was her. They recognized each other, yes, but Kent knew his expression would be giving away the fact that he was trying to figure out something else. What threw Kent off is that he was getting the same vibe from her. She was studying him, like he was her.
With their conversation stopping, Sandy turned to find where the girl was looking. She easily found Kent, and did some double takes. She then looked at Maya, whose attention had also been caught. A strange staring contest between the four of them held in the air for a moment, until Eric interrupted, blissfully unaware.
“What’s up,” he asked, looking more at his tray than anyone else. He had piled a couple of bags of chips from the vending machine on them, and was attempting not to drop them. Once he finally set his tray down, he looked up to find the awkward looks in the room. “Seriously, what’s happening?”
It took a moment for Kent to break the silence, addressing the blonde girl. “We’ve met before, but forgive me, I don’t remember your name at all.”
He felt the tension lighten immediately, as even the girl somewhat smiled. “Ah, yes, I’m Maddy. Have you been to the Charmer’s Garden?”
Kent’s didn’t need magical senses to feel both Maya’s and Sandy’s reactions. They teased him about it for about three days, but to their credit they did drop it. Now, the situation was right back in front of them, but Kent was determined to not be as weird about it.
“Gotcha, sorry about that, it was just really bothering me that I couldn’t remember.”
“Oh, that’s ok,” Maddy responded, pulling her hair back behind her ear. Kent could feel something off about her reaction, but he couldn’t tell what.
Sandy took a step forward in the line (backwards from how she was standing) and beckoned Maddy to do the same. “You’re more than welcome to join our little table, here, when we get through.”
“Thank you, I think I will take you up on that offer.”
The two in line went to grab their trays as Maya and Kent turned back to the table. They both looked up to find Eric still incredibly confused.
“We went to the mall once and I was acting kind of awkward around her,” Kent said, ripping off the bandage, so to speak. Maya turned to him, slightly shocked he admitted it. Eric looked to Maya for confirmation, and she nodded. “Let’s just leave it there,” Kent said, trying to signal Eric not to talk about it. Kent knew that Eric would take the hint, as he was very understanding about not wanting to talk about things.
The rest of the lunch break was occupied by the five of them sitting around the table, talking about a few different subjects they had been taking. Kent never really got rid of the feeling though. He knew he was missing something, he just didn’t know what.
When Kent and his grandmother got home, Kent immediately began to move to his room to study the magic texts.
“Vernon,” came Inza’s voice. She had resorted to using their middle names to differentiate between them so that they wouldn’t get confused when they were all together. Kent realized his grandfather was probably within earshot if she was saying it right now. “Math first.”
Kent’s face immediately betrayed his emotion of slight disgust. He didn’t like math, and she knew it. He wasn’t horrible at it, but he certainly wasn’t amazing at it either.
“Fine,” he said, trudging to his room defeatedly dragging his backpack.
Inza went into the living room, where she found her husband on a stepladder. He seemed to be replacing the bulb in the ceiling light.
“Did it burn out or break again,” she asked, moving to hold the ladder steady.
“Oh it just burnt out this time, honey,” he said, a grin forming on his face. “He only broke the one, I promise.”
“Is it because we’re not using the helmet?”
“It has to be,” he said, coming down from the ladder. He moved to the wall, flipping the switch to light the room more. “It awakes magical energy in the user, and he is young. Raw power, still working through it.”
“Okay, so when are we giving him the helmet,” she asked.
“When he gets it himself,” he said, pointing to the trunk in the corner. He walked over to the piece, which Inza thought was his old army trunk, and moved the decorative cloth on top to reveal that it was one of the blue trunks he used to have in the tower. “I’ve told him I put it away, and that its magically sealed. If he gets good enough to find and free the helmet, he can use it more.”
Inza’s look of concern stayed on her face. “What if it comes to him.”
“If it comes to him,” he said, looking off a bit into the distance. “We shouldn’t stop it. Because at that point, he’ll probably need it.”
The following Saturday, Kent Vernon Nelson found himself making his way through the mall. He told his grandmother that he wanted to go visit a friend who worked there, and he wasn’t technically lying. She had joined them at lunch for the rest of the week, and it honestly seemed like she was joining there little social group, but he wanted to talk to Maddy privately. His magical senses were still bothering him, and he thought that maybe where she worked would be the best place. If they talked about magic there, it’d seem a lot more commonplace.
As he passed the directory, heading to the Charmer’s Garden, he saw the older lady, who he assumed to be Maddy’s boss, heading in the opposite direction. If Kent had to guess, it was probably for a break of some sort. Perfect timing.
Kent walked into the shop, immediately looking for the shop attendant. He looked around, and right before he called out, he stopped. His magical senses were drawing him back to the bookshelf, toward one of the upper shelves. Kent walked up to the shelf, allowing his eyes to drift towards the top, as they felt they should. He found himself staring at the hieroglyph-titled book toward the top, the same green cover he had wondered about weeks before.
“Keep watch,” came a voice behind him.
Kent turned, somewhat startled by the other person. It was Maddy, standing at the counter, with her arms crossed. She was back in the witch hat, with her hair parted over her face again. Kent thought it made her look a bit more mysterious, like the mystical feeling around her.
“What do you know,” Kent asked moving toward her. He placed his hands in the front pocket of his blue hoodie, attempting to act casual. “Um, about the book.”
Maddy grinned, somewhat of a sly smile. “Neophyte.”
Kent tried not to show emotion. She was exactly correct, from what he understood. It was a term for a fledgling mage, according to his grandfather, and described his skill level better than he would care to admit. He attempted to play off the comment and look confused, “The book is about neophytes?”
Maddy stood up a bit straighter, letting her hands move down to the counter. Her face changed to an expression that Kent couldn’t read easily, but his magical senses told him that she was somewhat… impressed? That couldn’t be it.
The two stared each other down for a moment, not sure of where the conversation was going. Maddy finally broke the silence. “If you had to guess what color your aura is, what would you say.”
“Cool blue,” Kent said, without hesitation. He could feel the confidence in his voice, something that wasn’t usually there.
“Wrong,” Maddy said, moving around the counter. “It’s as green as the book you’re looking at.”
Maddie moved to the bookshelf, grabbing the rolling ladder from the side and started to bring it toward the book. “So you can just see auras then?” Kent asked, following her.
“Yes, ever since I was a toddler,” Maddy said, the grin still on her face. “Yours is a disturbed green, not entirely clean of mind.”
“Are you saying I have a dirty mind?”
“Normally it means that there’s something that you’re trying desperately not to think about.”
Kent stopped. He hadn’t exactly been having nightmares recently, but the haunting feeling came back. It just occurred to him that distracting himself with magic was helping him overcome the feelings, but the immediate reminder of them made him unable to focus. He didn’t want to think about any of the destruction or death.
He tried to keep his face still, but it occurred to him that Maddy could probably read through that, with his aura. He still didn’t know how much that told a person. Is that a general magic thing? Or was she just special?
Maddy descended the small ladder, handing Kent the book softly. She had been able to read him then. Also, when did she climb up to get it? Had he been stunned and not noticed?
“Kent, are you ok?”
He looked back at her, blinking, back to reality. She smiled, and walked back to the counter saying, “you know, I lied a bit before.”
“You did,” Kent said. The confidence in his speech was gone, but he was still in control of his voice. Nothing shaky, that’s good.
“It’s mostly green,” she said, moving to the register. “There’s a light gray around you that flares up when you start to look at magical things.”
“A literal silver lining, then,” Kent said as he followed her down the counter. His humor sounded smooth, at least to him.
“Sure,” she said, looking back at him. “Cash or credit?”
“Cash,” Kent said, bringing out his wallet. He handed her the money, and she finished the transaction with the book, placing it in a paper bag. To Kent, it seemed more artsy and eco-friendly, kind of like the vibe he got from the herbs on the shelf.
As she handed him the receipt, she pointed to the number at the bottom. “That’s your total,” she said, flipping the paper over. “And that’s my number.”
Kent looked up, about to say something as she cut him off.
“I have questions for you, too, Neophyte.”
“Understood,” Kent said, walking out of the store.
For a person who usually tries to have a poker face, Kent Vernon Nelson had a bit of an issue getting the smile off of it.
Russell Keenan was sitting on a bench in the food court of the mall. He would be around any moment, the Hound kept saying. The blonde male with the paper bag. That was who he needed to watch out for.
Sure enough, the Hound had not let him down. He finally got to see him. His target.
He was smiling. Odd, Lord Negal gave him the impression that this person wasn’t supposed to do that. Were any of Lord Negal’s targets able to do that?
No, it must be some sort of good mood. Russell wouldn’t be able to do anything if he was like that. How long could he stay like that, though? Would it have to be something Russell stopped? Could Russell stop it? Or just let it go by?
The Hound circled Russell. Yes, he must act like the Hound. He must wait- wait for the prey to weaken. Then, once it did…
He could pounce.

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Day 1: Today is the first day of the rest of my life

Hello everyone! Today I begin my journey of striving to accomplish 365 goals over 3000 days.
This is my official list. I have chosen each goal because I think that I will have fun doing it, or that it will help me to lead a better life.
June 7, 2018-August 23, 2026

Read 100 books in French.
Read 100 books in German.
Read 100 books in Egyptian Arabic.
Read 100 books in Italian.
Read 100 books in Spanish.
Watch the entire Disney theatrical animated canon in French.
Watch the entire Disney theatrical animated canon in German.
Watch the entire Disney theatrical animated canon in Egyptian Arabic.
Watch the entire Disney theatrical animated canon in Italian.
Watch the entire Disney theatrical animated canon in Spanish.
Memorize 4 poems of at least 12 verses in French.
Memorize 4 poems of at least 12 verses in German.
Memorize 4 poems of at least 12 verses in Egyptian Arabic.
Memorize 4 poems of at least 12 verses in Italian.
Memorize 4 poems of at least 12 verses in Spanish.
Pass the ATA certification exam in French.
Pass the ATA certification exam in German.
Pass the ATA certification exam in Egyptian Arabic.
Pass the ATA certification exam in Italian.
Pass the ATA certification exam in Spanish.
Read an article in French aloud every weekday for 3 months.
Read an article in German aloud every weekday for 3 months.
Read an article in Egyptian Arabic aloud every weekday for 3 months.
Read an article in Italian aloud every weekday for 3 months.
Read an article in Spanish aloud every weekday for 3 months.
Record an audiobook in French.
Record an audiobook in German.
Record an audiobook in Egyptian Arabic.
Record an audiobook in Italian.
Record an audiobook in Spanish.
Copy out 5 books in French by hand.
Copy out 5 books in German by hand.
Copy out 5 books in Egyptian Arabic by hand.
Copy out 5 books in Italian by hand.
Copy out 5 books in Spanish by hand.
Copy out an article in French by hand every weekday for 3 months.
Copy out an article in German by hand every weekday for 3 months.
Copy out an article in Egyptian Arabic by hand every weekday for 3 months.
Copy out an article in Italian by hand every weekday for 3 months.
Copy out an article in Spanish by hand every weekday for 3 months.
Copy out 12 short stories in French, of at least 1000 words each, by hand.
Copy out 12 short stories in German, of at least 1000 words each, by hand.
Copy out 12 short stories in Egyptian Arabic, of at least 1000 words each, by hand.
Copy out 12 short stories in Italian, of at least 1000 words each, by hand.
Copy out 12 short stories in Spanish, of at least 1000 words each, by hand.
Translate 10 articles, of 1000 words or more, for an online encyclopedia from English into French.
Translate 10 articles, of 1000 words or more, for an online encyclopedia from English into German.
Translate 10 articles, of 1000 words or more, for an online encyclopedia from English into Egyptian Arabic.
Translate 10 articles, of 1000 words or more, for an online encyclopedia from English into Italian.
Translate 10 articles, of 1000 words or more, for an online encyclopedia from English into Spanish.
Write 10 articles for a site in French.
Write 10 articles for a site in German.
Write 10 articles for a site in Egyptian Arabic.
Write 10 articles for a site in Italian.
Write 10 articles for a site in Spanish.
Maintain a French blog for at least 3 months, with at least 5 entries per week of 1000 words or more.
Maintain a German blog for at least 3 months, with at least 5 entries per week of 1000 words or more.
Maintain an Egyptian Arabic blog for at least 3 months, with at least 5 entries per week of 1000 words or more.
Maintain an Italian blog for at least 3 months, with at least 5 entries per week of 1000 words or more.
Maintain a Spanish blog for at least 3 months, with at least 5 entries per week of 1000 words or more.
Keep an audio diary in French for at least 3 months, recording an entry of at least 10 minutes 5 times per week.
Keep an audio diary in German for at least 3 months, recording an entry of at least 10 minutes 5 times per week.
Keep an audio diary in Egyptian Arabic for at least 3 months, recording an entry of at least 10 minutes 5 times per week.
Keep an audio diary in Italian for at least 3 months, recording an entry of at least 10 minutes 5 times per week.
Keep an audio diary in Spanish for at least 3 months, recording an entry of at least 10 minutes 5 times per week.
Exchange letters in French with a native speaker.
Exchange letters in German with a native speaker.
Exchange letters in Egyptian Arabic with a native speaker.
Exchange letters in Italian with a native speaker.
Exchange letters in Spanish with a native speaker.
Win NaNoWriMo in French.
Win NaNoWriMo in German.
Win NaNoWriMo in Egyptian Arabic.
Win NaNoWriMo in Italian.
Win NaNoWriMo in Spanish.
Copy out an entire book in French by typing it.
Copy out an entire book in German by typing it.
Copy out an entire book in Egyptian Arabic by typing it.
Copy out an entire book in Italian by typing it.
Copy out an entire book in Spanish by typing it.
Watch 100 classic foreign films that I have never before seen, that are not in the English, French, German, Egyptian Arabic, Italian or Spanish languages.
Watch 100 silent films.
Watch 100 classic American films.
Watch 100 animated films that were neither produced by American studios, nor anime.
Memorize the periodic table.
Read biographies of all the presidents of the United States.
Memorize the capitals of all the United States.
Memorize the capitals of all the nations of the world.
Take swing dance lessons.
Take ballet lessons.
Take tango lessons.
Take bellydancing lessons.
Take kickboxing lessons.
Take pole dancing lessons.
Take singing lessons.
Take flute lessons.
Take krav magda lessons.
Take self defense lessons for at least 2 years.
Take music lessons for at least 2 years.
Learn how to play checkers.
Learn how to play Backgammon.
Learn how to play Poker.
Learn how to play Parcheesi.
Learn how to play Chinese checkers.
Learn how to play Block dominoes.
Learn how to play Football.
Learn how to play Baseball.
Learn how to play Basketball.
Learn how to play Volleyball.
Learn how to play Soccer.
Learn how to play Tennis.
Learn how to play Solitaire.
Learn how to ice skate.
Learn how to rollerskate.
Learn how to skateboard.
Learn how to whistle.
Learn how to snap fingers.
Learn how to juggle.
Learn how to fold the American flag.
Learn how to eat with chopsticks.
Learn how to read lips.
Learn how to do CPR.
Learn how to send and receive messages using morse code.
Learn how to use ASL.
Learn how to read Braille.
Learn how to build a fire without matches.
Learn how to make candles.
Learn how to climb a rope.
Learn how to do parkour.
Learn how to fold an origami flower, rhino, and stork.
Learn how to write with my left hand.
Learn how to do a French braid.
Learn how to do a rope braid.
Learn how to do a fishtail braid.
Learn how to do a chignon.
Knit a sweater.
Milk a cow.
Fly in an airplane.
Touch a dinosaur fossil.
Travel on a train.
Ride the subway.
Buy fruit at a farmer’s market.
Throw a surprise birthday party for a friend.
Go Christmas caroling.
Go paintballing.
Go to Comic Con as a historically inspired, modest, Princess Jasmine.
Go camping.
Go scuba diving.
Go canoeing.
Go mountain climbing.
Buy organic makeup.
Bake a cherry pie.
Bake a chocolate pie.
Bake a lemon meringue pie.
Bake chocolate chip cookies.
Bake brownies.
Bake gingerbread cookies.
Make lasagna.
Make manicotti.
Sing in public in front of an audience of at least 100.
Play the flute in public in front of an audience of at least 100.
Get a driver’s license.
Get a passport.
Get a credit card.
Practice the piano for at least 7 hours a week for 3 months.
Practice the flute for at least 7 hours a week for 3 months.
Practice singing for at least 7 hours a week for 3 months.
Create an album of at least 300 photos.
Create a scrapbook of at least 100 pages.
Go bowling.
Go white-water rafting.
Obtain a projector.
Obtain a desktop PC.
Obtain a laptop.
Obtain a smart phone.
Obtain a tablet.
Obtain an exercise bike.
Obtain a punching bag.
Obtain a digital camera.
Obtain a modest bathing suit with goggles.
Obtain a shortwave radio.
Finish a novel.
Attend a powwow
Attend a reenactment.
Attend a ballet.
Attend a performance of one of my favorite singers.
Sew an 18th century American military uniform.
Sew a chemise a la reine.
Sew a robe a l’anglaise.
Sew a quilt.
Sew an evening gown and wear it in public.
Sew 12 historical Barbie costumes.
Make a dozen videos and upload them to the internet.
Win an archery contest.
Win an art contest.
Participate in a marathon.
Write 100 fan letters to people whose talents I admire.
Make a piece of jewelry, and wear it in public.
Post a dozen fanfiction stories online.
Win a writing contest.
Read 100 classics of the English language.
Read 100 biographies of famous non-American individuals from history.
Read 100 books on science.
Complete a 1000 piece puzzle in 24 hrs.
Meet an online friend in real life.
Participate in a political campaign.
Grow my hair until it gains at least one foot of length.
Ride in a limousine.
Ride in a horse drawn carriage.
Solve a book of Sudoku puzzles.
Solve a book of crossword puzzles.
Solve a book of mazes.
Solve a book of lateral thinking puzzles.
Do 100 pushups every weekday for 3 months.
Do 100 sit ups every weekday for 3 months.
Run 2 miles every weekday for 3 months.
Walk 5 miles every weekday for 3 months.
Do 100 chin ups every weekday for 3 months.
Go for a week without reading anything.
Go for one month without buying anything.
Go for one month without using any electricity.
Go for one month without using the internet.
Become capable of lifting 250 pounds.
Become capable of doing a somersault.
Become capable of doing a cartwheel.
Become capable of doing a backflip.
Become capable of doing a handstand.
Swim at least 5 times a week for 6 months.
Ride a bicycle 10 miles without stopping.
Run a 6 minute mile.
Walk 50 miles in one day.
Lose 25 lbs.
Go for three months without eating sugar.
Swim 10 consecutive laps across an Olympic sized swimming pool.
Go to the shooting range at least once a week for a year.
Get a manicure and pedicure in a salon.
Sew a redingote
Make a donation of $100 each to 10 free websites from which I’ve benefited
Make a donation of $100 each to 10 free public institutions from which I’ve benefited.
Perform ballet stretches every morning for a year.
Draw a sketch weekly for at least a year.
Create a short animated film of at least two minutes.
Go for a year without a single overdue library book.
Write my own computer program.
Grow at least 2 inches taller.
Keep the same job for at least a year.
Get my own domain name.
Customize a tote bag.
Read every book I own.
Listen to every CD and record I own.
Work in a library or bookstore.
Work at a zoo.
Work at a police station.
Work as a waitress.
Work in a hospital.
Post a dozen examples of my art to the internet.
Make 10 batches of 100 icons.
Volunteer for 500 hours.
Embroider a pair of jeans and wear them in public.
Make a Christmas ornament.
Take my parents out to dinner.
Make 12 gift baskets and send them to friends anonymously.
Make CD mixes for 3 people.
Get a high quality studio portrait taken of my family.
Apply to 100 universities.
Try eating sushi.
Try eating humus.
Go riding on horseback daily for a month.
Compose a piece of music.
Plant and cultivate a kitchen garden, and harvest enough for 2 weeks of meals.
Ride a motorcycle.
Write an article for a magazine.
Win 1 million grains of rice at freerice.com.
Design a profile layout for my blog.
Visit a national landmark while wearing historical garb.
Design 3 blog layouts from scratch.
Design a header for my blog.
Learn to surf.
Attend the same church for at least a year.
Join a historical society.
Attend a book signing.
Go sailing.
See a whale or dolphin in real life.
See a wolf in real life.
See bison in real life.
Review every CD I listen to for a 3 month period.
Review every film I watch for a 3 month period.
Review every book I read for a 3 month period.
Review every TV episode I watch over a 3 month period.
Review every fanfic of 1000 words or more, that I read for the period of 1 year.
Go waterskiing.
Win a knife throwing contest.
Send someone an 18th century style letter, written in quill pen, and sealed with wax.
Take photographs of my room and post them to the internet.
Ride a camel.
Try drinking goat’s milk.
Draw myself in the style of a Disney character.
Watch 10 anime films.
Watch 10 anime series.
Watch 100 classic French language films.
Watch 100 classic German language films.
Watch 100 classic Egyptian Arabic films.
Watch 100 classic Italian language films.
Watch 100 classic Spanish language films.
Watch an amateur webseries from start to finish.
Win a prize at a carnival.
Plant a dozen trees.
Attend a masquerade.
Build a wooden bookshelf, at least 5x3 ft or more.
Carve a jack o’lantern.
Eat chocolate ants.
Go for a hayride.
Ride a donkey.
Solve a Rubik’s cube within 24 hours.
Visit Monticello.
Visit the White House.
Visit Mount Vernon.
Visit Independence Hall and the Liberty Bell.
Live in France for at least 1 month.
Live in Egypt for at least 1 month.
Live in Italy for at least 1 month.
Live in Austria for at least 1 month.
Live in Spain for at least 1 month.
Copy out R.O. Faulkner’s Concise Dictionary of Middle Egyptian by hand.
Copy out an Egyptian Arabic dictionary by hand.
Copy out a Latin dictionary by hand.
Copy out a Comanche dictionary by hand.
Copy out an Oneida dictionary by hand.
Possess a dazzling smile.
Render my country a service.
Save up to five figures worth of ¢a$h.
Read the entire Bible.
Become an Egyptologist.
Learn how to do flint knapping.
Spend at least 2 hours a night stargazing for a week.
Keep an audio diary in Comanche for at least 3 months, recording an entry of at least 10 minutes 5 times per week.
Keep an audio diary in Oneida for at least 3 months, recording an entry of at least 10 minute 5 times per week.
Weave a piece of cloth measuring at least 1 square yard.
Read 20 works of literature in Latin.
Take the SAT and score in the 90th percentile.
Memorize 4 poems of at least 12 verses in Latin.
Spend at least 2 hours a day bird watching for a week.
Watch 10 live action television series that are not in the English, French, German, Egyptian Arabic, Italian or Spanish languages.
Memorize 4 classic poems of a least 12 verses in English.
Record 5 audiobooks in English.
Translate 10 articles, of 1000 words or more, from French into English.
Translate 10 articles, of 1000 words or more, from German into English.
Translate 10 articles, of 1000 words or more, from Egyptian Arabic into English.
Translate 10 articles, of 1000 words or more, from Italian into English.
Translate 10 articles, of 1000 words or more, from Spanish into English.
Read 100 novels written before 1800.
Copy out a classic novel of the English language by hand.
See a film at Grauman's Egyptian theater.
Attend an opera at La Scala
Attend a movie premier.
Attend the opening of an art exhibit.
Send 100 care packages to service men overseas.
Read 100 plays written between 1600-1900.
Participate in a political protest or rally.
Participate in a public debate.
Act in a play or film, or other filmed performance.
Get As in at least 90% of any classes I take.
Make a first aid kit.
Win NaNoWriMo in English.
Try to make another person’s wish come true.
Bonus! Translate this list into every language it mentions!

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